Still not sure if your kids deserve to try this really cool dessert?

If you have come to this page, I guess you have decided not to buy this marvelous creation.

May I ask, why not?

Is it the price?  Maybe this seems too disgusting?

Or you don't cook?  Don't eat dessert?

Here are some possible solutions:

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     2.  Think about this:  It's basically a cookie.  Cookie dough, gummy candy, and icing.  It's not actually disgusting - it's delicious!

     3.  Hmm... but what if you don't cook?  Well, that's simple - just have a friend cook it!  I'm sure you know someone, maybe even your mom, that will cook it.  At the very least, you could but it as a gift for your friend!

     4.  Keep this saying in mind.... "Life is uncertain... eat dessert first!"

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If I could spread the word on Dead Fish Surprise for free, I would.  But I need to pay for web hosting and everything else so I'm hoping to collect a small donation in return for my recipe.

I'm only charging a mere $4.95 for the guide (it's worth more like $27), which you can download immediately after your purchase.  That's the price of a candy bar!  So I don't think 5 bucks is too much to ask for the chance to make the dessert of a lifetime.

(I talked to Brandon about three months after he first tried Dead Fish Surprise.  His thoughts make a good point.)
 

Remember, 5 measly dollars!  It's hard to find a cup of coffee for that these days!

The Dead Fish Surprise cooking guide comes in PDF format, so you need Acrobat Reader to view the file.  (If you don't have it, you can download it for free from the Adobe website.)  You can also view it online.

Sincerely,

Levi Bloom
Creator of Dead Fish Surprise

P. P. S. And remember:  If you try Dead Fish Surprise, and don't like it, or think it was totally stupid and a total waste of your time and money, I'll refund your money!  If you truly believe that your 4.95 could have been better spent elsewhere, contact me within 30 days for a full refund.