Want to try something a little more special
than cake and ice cream?
 

Everyone likes dessert.  I do, and I'm sure you do too.  But it's always the same.  OK - you can choose between vanilla and chocolate ice cream, but it's still ice cream.  And a birthday cake is still a cake, no matter what flavor.

If you have kids, I'm sure you know that they get sick of eating the same thing over and over.  A plain cake won't do it.  Even a neat ice cream cake isn't enough these days.  You need something unique, exciting, and - for a lot of little kids - even a little disgusting!

Wouldn't you prefer to try something new?

Now's your chance!  Keep reading for full details...

It was way back in the fifth grade.  We had a group project where we had to make some sort of cookbook, and it had to include one original recipe.  That is, one recipe that we made up entirely on our own.  Not only did we have to make the recipe, we actually had to make the dish and bring it in to share with the class!

Luckily I got together with my best friend, Carl Dearing.  I'm a little fuzzy on the details, so I'll just sum up what the outcome was.  We started discussing common recipes, but, being young, our imagination took over and somehow we came up the idea for a big dessert that looked like a dead fish!

Why a dead fish?  I'm not exactly sure.  I know we were both fishermen, but that's it.  Maybe we were influenced by that "worms in dirt" dessert, where gummy worms are mixed into Oreo cookie crumbs and chocolate pudding.

Anyway, we had fun with it!  I actually went home and told my mom that I had this idea for some food... and that we had to make it for class!  To my surprise, she looked at the plans and said something like, "Oh, I have the perfect recipe!"

I couldn't believe it.  We actually had a secret family recipe for a cookie dough that would puff out perfectly to create a "dead fish" look!  Our totally odd idea could actually work out!

So my mom and I got to work (actually my mom probably did all the work but hey, I was little) and somehow put this thing together that looked like a dead fish.  (A nice, fresh dead fish!)

To class...

Okay, time to peel back the foil and reveal our creation!

As soon as we did... everyone was shocked!  We had created a monster!

It looked so disgusting yet so delicious - it was irresistible!  The class didn't have to taste it though, everyone (including the teachers) could tell it was something special just by looking at it.

Thanks to the internet, I can now distribute it to millions of potential eaters!

So the first thing I do is get my mom - the real cook!  We got the ingredients and tried to put the recipe together from memory, and surprisingly, it worked.

Of course, there was a lot of stuff that puzzled us in the process.  Things like how we actually got all the parts to have the same shape, and making that shape look like a fish.  And it couldn't be baked like an ordinary size cookie so we had to try out a few different plans.

In the end we actually had a good looking dead fish.  At least the best looking dead fish I have ever seen!

Now to spread it around...

I knew that some kids had to have liked Dead Fish Surprise, but I couldn't remember anything for sure.  So I took pieces of Dead Fish Surprise to all of the kids (and some adults) in my neighborhood - the results were amazing!

Everyone loved it!  Little kids, teenagers, parents, and grandparents.  It's a good thing we made three or I wouldn't have gotten any!

I want the world to experience Dead Fish Surprise!  That's why I'm selling it over the internet, and I'm only selling a guide about how to make it, not the actual dessert, since that is perishable.

Notice I didn't say recipe.  I could give you a recipe but that doesn't mean you could make this dessert.  It's a little tricky, especially if you don't like to cook!  But don't worry - this guide is full of color photos, detailed descriptions, and tips from the chef on how to handle sticky situations.  Even a novice could produce a culinary delight with this step-by-step guide!

>> FREE Bonus #1 That's not all though - order today and you'll get instant access to The Everyday Dessert Cookbook.  It's for those times when you don't need to make something special, but it still needs to be fun and tasty!  This e-cookbook comes packed with over 25 delicious recipes that kids will love!  A $14.97 value, yours FREE!

If I could spread the word on Dead Fish Surprise for free, I would.  But I need to pay for web hosting and everything else so I'm hoping to collect a small donation in return for my recipe.

I'm only charging a mere $4.95 for the guide (it's worth more like $27), which you can download immediately after your purchase.  That's the price of a candy bar!  So I don't think 5 bucks is too much to ask for the chance to make the dessert of a lifetime.

(I talked to Brandon about three months after he first tried Dead Fish Surprise.  His thoughts make a good point.)
 

Remember, 5 measly dollars!  It's hard to find a cup of coffee for that these days!

The Dead Fish Surprise cooking guide comes in PDF format, so you need Acrobat Reader to view the file.  (If you don't have it, you can download it for free from the Adobe website.)  You can also view it online.

Sincerely,

Levi Bloom
Creator of Dead Fish Surprise

Important note:  Dead Fish Surprise is a dessert.  It is not seafood.  It looks like a fish but does not taste like one, and it does not taste like any dead animal for that matter.  I could have called it "delicious cookie with cake toppings that just happens to be shaped like a fish but does not contain any fish" but I decided that was too ordinary!

P. P. S. Ok... I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse.  If you try Dead Fish Surprise, and don't like it, or think it was totally stupid and a total waste of your time and money, I'll refund your money!  If you truly believe that your 4.95 could have been better spent elsewhere, contact me within 30 days for a full refund.

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